At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Bro I can't jerk it to my phone anymore. I feel Siri staring back, and she's real disappointed.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
This baby is an asshole
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Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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