Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
I just forgot I was standing up.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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