wat bout pragnant strippers??
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
Randomize
