The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
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I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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