called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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