even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
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ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
He said i looked like a shooting star sprawled out on the floor while i puked and i kept blaming "senor cuervo" for doing me dirty.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
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My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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