Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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