god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
she told me i tasted like america
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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