Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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