So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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