I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
Randomize