Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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