is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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