I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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