Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
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My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
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You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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