i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
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