i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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