what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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