I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
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