Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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