I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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