i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
So my grandma sent me a doily for my birthday - don't ask why, I don't know. Anyways I put my bong on it, I think it actually classed up the joint.
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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