Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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