he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
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I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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