can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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