letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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