bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Randomize
