we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
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