so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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