This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
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Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
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My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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