just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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