oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Sex with him was like teaching a two year old how to work a machine gun
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
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