Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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