For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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