he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
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You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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