38 yer olds are good kisserssss
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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