Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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