how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
I've blown a few things in my day
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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