is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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