i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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