When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
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Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
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You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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