I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
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Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
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LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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