honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
