Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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