I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Just high enough for therapy.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Everclear isn't food dammit
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
