That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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