Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Randomize