omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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