# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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