How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
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You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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