But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
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