she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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