so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
We talked him into tasing himself.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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