worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
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