that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
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I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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