I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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