do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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