ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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