Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
Randomize
