New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
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